Does This Take you Back?
Remember when fun didn’t come from a screen- unless you piled into the car and rallied for position as you headed to a drive-in movie? When the sound of the ice cream truck or the smell of something baking in the kitchen meant everything? The crickets buzzed through an open window- as a metal fan hummed you to sleep after entertaining hour-long Darth Vader voice impressions. Summer cookouts where a full blown spread with homemade fixins made with love, and table clothes were a must. Metal coolers for drinks were packed with ice and there was always time to make the best iced tea ever. If not in your backyard, the backdrop was a lake or included some type of pool or a sprinkler attached to a hose. New flip flops, inflatable toys and balls from the bin at the grocery store, caps, giant pixie sticks, and candy dots on paper were the highlight of your life; And the best entertainment was as simple as a jar to catch lightening bugs or a box to house your turtle or frog family.
At Dishfunctional, we hold onto those feelings and offer a place where you can too. Our store is an unequivocal throwback to simpler times, filled with items that stir memories and inspire new ones, because we believe your home should reflect the kind of joy that sticks with you. That’s why we stock treasures that help you fix up your space, decorate a table, and bring comfort, beauty, and nostalgia to your everyday.
Dishfunctional walks you through time, and you never know what old memory will be sparked or the joy of bringing home something you wish you always had or something you didn’t even know you wanted. So if you want to slow it down and reignite those feelings of being a kid again- walk down memory lane with us.
Our owner has a first name,
It’s A-L-F-R-E-D.
Our owner has a second name,
It’s R-A-S-C-H.
Oh… we love to see him every day,
And if you ask us why we’ll say…
Cause’ Alfred Rasch has a way with N-O-S-T-A-L-G-I-A 😂🤣😆
Wait… there’s more…
I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, we’re a Pepper- wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too? Put some pep in your step and take the Nestea plunge into a pool of sweet deals. You don’t need to text or call us on a party line to let us know you’re coming- just show up for a visit like the good ‘ole days! Catch you on the flip side! We’ll leave the light on for ya’! hahaha!
This probably ended my comedy career, but I’d be happy to know you reflected- or at the very least, have a jingle playing in your head. Whatever the case may be, we always love to try and put a smile on your face. Happy Thursday!